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Vote Now: Biggest Valentine’s Day FAIL in the ER? 💔🚑
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Welcome to another issue of “Is It an Emergency?”—the place where healthcare workers come together to share the wildest, most WTF moments from the ER.
Today’s Topic: Love Hurts—Valentine’s Day ER Disasters 💘. Oh, the things we do for love. The lengths we go to, the pain we put our bodies through… sometimes, love really does hurt.
Cast Your Vote: Biggest Valentine’s Day FAIL in the ER? 💔🚑
Mirror Mishap 🪞
Valentine's Day. ER. Couple presents with multiple lacs. They had taped a large mirror to the ceiling of their bedroom to make sexy time spicy. The tape did not hold and the mirror fell on their naked bodies.
The Thorny Surprise 🌹
A guy wanted to surprise his partner with a rose coming out of his penis. Thing is he didn't quite get all the thorns off. They were pointing up so the rose went in alright, out not so much.
The Pickle Pregnancy 🥒
Working the ER. Towards the end of a 12 hour shift. We had a girl come in saying she just had a miscarriage. She claims when she took her tampon out, she saw bits of unknown clumps and skin? So she was sure she was prego and had a miscarriage. We were all convinced she just had some nasty menstrual blood clots. She said her bf broke up with her a few days ago and wanted him to know she was up there because of a miscarriage and wanted us to call him. All lab work came back neg. So she was never prego, I think she just wanted to make her bf feel bad about breaking up with her before Valentine's and to rub it in his face. Also, she claimed she's been craving pickles for the longest time so she was convinced that she was prego. She even asked for a pickle while in one of the waiting rooms.
👉 Cast Your Vote
Which is the Biggest Valentine’s Day FAIL in the ER? 💔🚑 |
Love is in the air… and sometimes, so are bad decisions. Whether it’s DIY romance gone wrong or wild couple drama, let’s go over what you should do—and what’ll land you in the ER (or the doghouse). 🏩
Union=Internal Disaster.. and right above that? Strikes. 💀
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📊 Last Poll’s Results
“Mother to be is already feeling like shit and since she cannot control her bowels due to the bowling ball she is pushing through her vajeje thanks to the Dad to be - he saying anything ANYTHING critical of her is beyond the beyonds.”
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Cheers to another week of ER adventures, MuFKRs!
— Steven