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Welcome back to Is It an Emergency?  — your weekly reminder that holiday spirit somehow turns into “creative use of household items.”

This week’s theme: Thanksgiving Moments 🦃

Because nothing says gratitude like… putting things where they absolutely shouldn’t go.

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Vaginal sweet potato unable to extract. Went to OR to piecemeal remove.

One Thanksgiving shift in the ER, we had a patient come in “humming.” He accidentally got a dildo stuck in his ass so far, that the end where you have to twist it off was inaccessible for him. The dildo buzzed the entire time me and another resident tried to lube it up and extract it with nasal pliers. After giving him dilauded to relax him and being unsuccessful in every attempt we finally took him back to the surgical suit for removal. The best part was that this man played Candy Crush through the whole thing. Never said a word unless asked, completely unfazed we were trying to get a dildo out of his ass.

It was the day after Thanksgiving and I was called in to remove a "foreign object" from this gentleman's rectum. It turned out to be a turkey gravy jar! His wife showed up about an hour later and wanted to know why he was admitted to the hospital. Thank God for HIPAA!

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