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Vote Now: Which Constipation Story Would Be The Best Gossip At The Nurses’ Station? 🗳️🔥
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Welcome to another issue of “Is It an Emergency?”—the place where healthcare workers come together to share the wildest, most WTF moments from the ER.
Last time, we shared some pretty graphic, skin-crawling maggot stories. Shocking? Sure. But let’s be honest—nothing really surprises us anymore. This week, I’ll keep it tame. 😉
Let’s dive into the world of constipation: when poop gets stuck and, sometimes, things end up where they definitely shouldn’t be. 🍑💩
Cast your vote: Which constipation story would be the best gossip at the nurses’ station? 🗳️🔥
Kinky Confessions 💡
A gentleman in his 30s arrived complaining of abdominal pain, the MD thought he was constipated and did a KUB. Only to find out that the man had a foot long mag light shoved up into his rectum and was lodged. When asked the man said he had no idea it was there and swore that he was not into anything kinky.
Poop Flinger 🫠
During my night shift in the ER, a patient came in for constipation. She didn't think we believed her so she fingered herself to scoop her poop out, then proceeded to throw it at the nurses.
Tampon Trouble 🩸
8y/o came in with constipation. PA did a disimpaction in which we pulled out a tampon with the stool. Quickly the PA and I left the patient and mother so they could talk. Later the mother said the patient saw his older sister using them and thought that’s where the tampon goes.
👉 Cast Your Vote
Which constipation story would be the best gossip at the nurses’ station? 🗳️🔥 |
Constipation in the ER? Drink some water and stop shoving random objects where they don’t belong. Share this video with someone who clearly needs the lesson. 🙂
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📊 Last Poll’s Results
“I've had some maggoty patients in my EMS career but a vaginal boil AND maggots?? Now that is a winner, winner chicken dinner.”
“All 3 deserve 1st place. ER nurses deserve so much better.”
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Cheers to another week of ER adventures, MuFKRs!
— Steven
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