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Vote Now: Which ER cheating disaster takes the crown?

Vote Now: Which ER cheating disaster takes the crown?

September 03, 2025

Whatsup, MuFKRs! 🐾

Welcome back to Is It an Emergency? — where healthcare workers share the moments that make you laugh, cringe, and question humanity.

This week’s theme: Cheaters and Chaotic relationship drama in the ER

Because sometimes the real code is “Jerry Springer in Room 3.”

👉 Cast Your Vote: Which ER cheating disaster takes the crown?

A man came to the ER after recreational misadventure. He hooked up with his boyfriend after sneaking away from his wife, but found his boyfriend's boyfriend home instead. They started fooling around and the boyfriend came home, he got angry, glued the top of his manhood shut and a mini champagne bottle up his butt.

It was Valentine's Day. Patient has a knife in his chest and lady yells " I can't believe you broke up with me on Valentine's Day!" And I give a side eye like WTF man.... He's like "I can't believe you stabbed me!" I'm like oh shit code gray. There were no one around so I couldn't get any help plus there's a weapon in the room so kept scanning keeping a look out on this lady ... They are still angry at each other when a lady barges in "OMG babe Sara called me saying you were here are you okay what happened!"

Before I have a chance to even think to ask the girl who stabbed him, she goes 'who ARE you?!!'

Lady is like IM his wife who the fuck are you?!?""

She's like I'm his girlfriend

This is when the guy yells 'Ex girlfriend!"" Like that makes things any better...

They two are fighting and another lady comes in frantic because she was told he was here...and we find out she's the fiance. Wife is pissed her ring is bigger than hers. I'm in the middle of Jerry Springer but couldn't leave because there's a weapon in the room. The whole time I'm giving the guy side eye is there going to be a third woman. Finally someone hears the commotion and security is called and I had to leave before I found out what happened next..."

ER Doc here. I was an intern and had a critical respiratory distress patient come in that I put on Bipap. He had a woman with him that I wrongly assumed was his wife. Long story short, another woman showed up (which was really his wife as the other woman was his mistress) and was demanding to be taken to him. The front desk let her back into the resuscitation room and they obviously did not know about each other. These women had a full out brawl in the middle of the resuscitation room, while the patient was critical trying to breathe on Bipap. We had to get security involved and the patient was very embarrassed. Needless to say, I learned that night to never assume who is in the room with the patient 😂